Fed up with everyone making fun of blondes, a blonde woman decides she’s finally going to prove to her husband — and the world — that blondes can be smart.
So one day while he’s at work, she proudly announces to herself, “I’m going to paint the house. That’ll show him!”
The next morning, as soon as he leaves, she gets straight to work.
When her husband comes home around 5:30, the first thing he notices is the strong smell of fresh paint. Concerned, he rushes into the living room — and finds his wife lying on the floor in a puddle of sweat, exhausted, red-faced… and wearing a ski jacket over a big fur coat.
He panics. “Honey! Are you okay?”
She pants, “Yeah… yeah, I’m fine.”
He looks her up and down. “What on earth are you doing dressed like that?”
She proudly wipes her forehead. “I wanted to prove blondes aren’t dumb. So I painted the house myself!”
He squints at the two heavy layers she’s wearing. “Okay… but why the jackets?”
She rolls her eyes like he’s the slow one and says:
“Well… I read the instructions on the paint can. It said…
FOR BEST RESULTS, PUT ON TWO COATS.”
