He was driving calmly when the traffic light turned yellow.
Instead of speeding up to beat the red, he did the right thing — he stopped at the crosswalk. ✋
But the woman behind him?
She. Lost. It. 🤯
Honking, screaming, throwing her phone, smearing her makeup —
furious that she missed her chance to speed through the light.
Then suddenly… tap tap 🚨
She looked up and saw a very serious police officer at her window.
He told her to step out of the car.
Hands up.
Straight to the station.
She was searched, fingerprinted, photographed, and placed in a holding cell. 😳
A couple of hours later, an officer returned, opened the door, and escorted her to the desk.
The arresting officer handed her belongings back and said:
“I’m very sorry for the mistake, ma’am.
You see, I pulled up behind you while you were honking like crazy, flipping off the guy in front of you, and cussing up a storm.
And then I saw your bumper stickers:
– ‘What Would Jesus Do’
– ‘Choose Life’ license plate holder
– ‘Follow Me to Sunday School’
– And that shiny Christian fish emblem 🐟
So naturally…
I assumed the car was stolen.” 😬🙏
