A newlywed couple was still enjoying their honeymoon phase, but there was one small hiccup – the wife wasn’t exactly a master in the kitchen.
On their first night at home, the husband came home from work to find her looking a bit sheepish. “I’m so sorry, I burned dinner,” she admitted.
The husband smiled and said, “No problem, sweetheart. How about we skip dinner and m.a.k.e l.o.v.e instead?”
The next evening, after work, he walked in again to find her apologizing, “I messed up dinner again, darling.”
He grinned and winked, “That’s okay, let’s just head to bed.”
On the third night, when he walked through the door, he was confused to find his wife sitting on the radiator.
“What are you doing?” he asked.
With a playful smile, she replied, “I’m just warming up dinner!”
A lady walks into a fancy jewellery store.
She browses around, spots a beautiful diamond bracelet, and inspects it.
She accidentally breaks the wind when she bends over to look more closely.
Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and prays that a salesperson doesn’t appear.
When she turns around, her worst nightmare materializes as a salesman standing right behind her.
Cool as a cucumber and with complete professionalism, the salesman of the fancy jewelry store greets the lady with, “Good Morning, Madam. How may we help you today?”
Very uncomfortably, but in the hope that the salesman may not have been there at the time of her little “accident”! She asks, “Sir, what is the price of this beautiful bracelet?”
He replies, “Ma’am if you farted just looking at it, you’re going to crap when I tell you the price.”
