A blonde was visiting Washington, DC for the first time.
She wanted to see the Capitol building.
Unfortunately, she couldn’t find it, so she asked a policeman for directions, “Excuse me, officer, how can I get to the Capitol building?”
The officer replied, “Wait here at this bus stop for the number 54 bus. It will take you right there.”
She thanked the officer and he drives off.
Three hours later, the policeman returned to the same area and, sure enough, the blonde is still waiting at the same bus stop.
The officer got out of his car and said, “Excuse me, but to get to the Capitol building, I said to wait here for the number 54 bus. That was three hours ago. Why are you still waiting?”
The blonde replied, “Don’t worry, officer, it won’t be long now. The 45th bus just went by!”
LOL!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!
Beverly, 90 years young, had played golf every single day since her retirement 25 years ago.
But one evening, she returned home looking unusually downcast.
“That’s it,” she told her husband, Gus. “I’m giving up golf. My eyesight has gotten so bad that once I hit the ball, I can’t see where it goes.”
Gus, who was a remarkable 103 years old, made her a comforting cup of tea and said, “Why don’t you take me along and give it one more try?”
Beverly sighed. “That’s no good,” she replied. “You’re 103! What help could you possibly be?”
Gus straightened up proudly and said, “I may be 103, but my eyesight is perfect!”
The next day, Beverly reluctantly took Gus to the golf course. She teed up, took a powerful swing, and squinted down the fairway. Turning to Gus, she asked, “Did you see the ball?”
“Of course I did!” Gus replied confidently. “I told you, my eyesight is perfect.”
“Great!” said Beverly, feeling a surge of hope. “So, where did it go?”
Gus paused for a moment, then scratched his head. “…I don’t remember.”
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Three mischievous old grannies were sitting on a bench outside a nursing home when an old grandpa walked by.
One of the grannies shouted:
“Hey there! We bet we can tell you exactly how old you are!” 🎯
The old man laughed and said,
“No way you can guess that, you crazy old ladies!”
One granny winked and said,
“Sure we can! Just drop your pants and underwear, and we’ll tell you your exact age!”
The grandpa, feeling a little embarrassed but eager to prove them wrong, dropped his pants. 😳
The grannies inspected carefully — asked him to turn around twice, jump up and down a few times…
Then they all yelled out together:
“You’re 87 years old!” 🎉
Shocked, the grandpa pulled up his pants and asked,
“How in the world did you guess that??” 😲
The grannies burst out laughing and said:
“We were at your birthday party yesterday!” 🎂😂
